i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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