Who wears a wallet chain?!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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