are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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