The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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