I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It's Friday. Sex?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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