p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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