And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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