Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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