Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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