I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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