one might say we're banned from that church
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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