no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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