Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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