My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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