I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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