thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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