i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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