If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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