scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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