I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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