I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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