I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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