8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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