On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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