Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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