i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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