You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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