i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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