Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize