i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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