so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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