Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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