Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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