no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am mentally ready for anal.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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