brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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