i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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