you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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