Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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