But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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