The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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