I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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