Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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