there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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