He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Are we still banned from the library?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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