I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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