we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Iβm going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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