She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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