the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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