i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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