I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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