well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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