Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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