I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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