erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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