yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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